I have a challenge for you: Just try and think up something more exciting than a spooky and fun Halloween party. Stumped? I thought so! Halloween parties are the ultimate way to celebrate the season—whether you’re going for classic horror vibes, a cute and cozy theme, or an all-out costume bash. They’re simple to throw together, filled with ALL the best decorations, treats, and games, and make for some of the best memories. I look forward to hosting or attending one every year, and I’ve put together 30 spooky & fun college Halloween party ideas to help you plan the best night ever. 
Halloween parties can be fun any year, but there’s really something special about throwing one in college. It’s the perfect excuse to dress up, eat candy, and have a blast with friends. Whether you’re looking for something low-key or a full-on haunted house vibe, I’ve got you covered. Try a classic horror movie marathon, a pumpkin carving contest, a haunted dorm experience, or a glow-in-the-dark dance party for an unforgettable night. Want to go all out? Set up a spooky photo booth, host a murder mystery game, or challenge your friends to a costume contest. The best part? These ideas are easy, affordable, and totally customizable to fit your space and budget.
Speaking of budget, you don’t have to spend a fortune to throw a killer party. Some of the best ideas come from simple decorations, creative DIYs, and a good playlist. Try making your own Halloween-themed drinks, spooky snacks, or eerie lighting setups to set the mood. Don’t forget the games and activities—from scary storytelling to a Halloween trivia night, there are endless ways to keep the fun going all night long.
Want more Halloween fun? Check out my best Halloween costume ideas, must-try fall treats, and spooky decor inspiration! 
90 Spooky & Hilarious Halloween Quotes, Jokes, and Puns!
- “I’m just here for the boos.”
- “If you’ve got it, haunt it!”
- “Witch way to the candy?”
- “Creep it real this Halloween.”
- “Bow down, witches!”
- “Have a fang-tastic night!”
- “Boo-yah! It’s Halloween!”
- “You can’t scare me—I have kids.”
- “Hocus pocus and a little bit of focus.”
- “Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”
Spooky Halloween Quotes
- “Something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare
- “The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.” — Midgard Morningstar
- “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!’” — Dexter Kozen
- “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” — Arthur Conan Doyle
- “The world turned upside down—in a good way—for one black velvet night.” — Karen Fortunati
- “There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”
- “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!”
- “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.”
- “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” — Tim Burton
- “Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses.” — Eleanor Estes
Hilarious Halloween Jokes
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- What does a ghost say when it makes a mistake? Boo-boo!
- Why did the mummy go to the party? He was wrapped up in it!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with!
- What do witches put in their hair? Scare spray!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
- Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
- What’s a mummy’s favorite music? Wrap music!
- Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos!
Halloween Puns
- “Have a fang-tastic night!”
- “You’re the pick of the patch!”
- “Witch, please.”
- “Ghouls just wanna have fun!”
- “Too cute to spook.”
- “I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine!”
- “Bone to be wild.”
- “Shake your BOO-ty!”
- “Mummy of the year.”
- “Brew up some fun this Halloween!”
More Spooky Jokes & Puns
- Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
- How do monsters tell their future? They read their horror-scope!
- What does Dracula say when he meets someone new? It’s a bite to meet you!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite instrument? The boo-gle!
- Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll unwind!
- What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? A trom-bone!
- What do witches ask for at hotels? Broom service!
- Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no guts!
- What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo!
- Why did the zombie stay home? He was feeling a little brain-dead!
Cute & Spooky Captions
- “Squad ghouls.”
- “Pumpkin kisses & harvest wishes.”
- “No tricks, just treats!”
- “Resting witch face.”
- “I’m here for the candy.”
- “Trick or treat yo’self!”
- “Feeling fab-boo-lous.”
- “Witchful thinking.”
- “Life’s a witch, and then you fly.”
- “I’m under your spell.”
More Spooky Fun!
- Why did the skeleton refuse to play football? He didn’t have the guts!
- How do ghosts like their eggs? Terror-fried!
- What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? Steak!
- What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend!
- Why don’t witches use their brooms in the rain? Because they don’t want to get swept away!
- What do zombies eat for breakfast? Brain flakes!
- Why do vampires always seem sick? They’re always coffin!
- What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
- What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sand-witch!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite bedtime story? Little Boo Peep!
Even More Halloween Fun!
- “You’re unBOOlievable!”
- “Stay spooky, my friends.”
- “Bats all, folks!”
- “Hallow-queen!”
- “Have a bootiful night!”
- “Scream and shout, it’s Halloween!”
- “Keep calm and scare on.”
- “Rest in pumpkins.”
- “Witch way to the party?”
- “Boo-yah!”
Last Spooky Jokes!
- Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? She said he was too possessive!
- What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A human bean!
- Why do witches always look so fit? They love hex-ercise!
- How do ghosts send letters? By scary mail!
- What did Dracula say at the restaurant? Make it a Bloody Mary!
- Why do vampires hate garlic? It’s just too taste-less!
- What does a ghost do when it gets in the car? Puts on its sheet-belt!
- What kind of makeup do mummies wear? Mas-scare-a!
- Why do skeletons love stand-up comedy? They have a funny bone!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the fair? The roller-ghoster!
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